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£29.99
Welcome to the hot mess era – you're sweaty, snappy, and surviving.
I created this kit because I was DONE.
Done with the rage.
Done with the hot flushes.
Done with losing words mid-sentence, crying in the car, and wondering who the hell I even was anymore.
Perimenopause hit me like a hormone hurricane, and I needed something that would hold me — not fix me, not shame me, just hold me.
So I made the Hot Mess Rescue Kit.
It’s for the women who are trying to function while their bodies are doing the cha-cha through hellfire.
The women feeling lost, weepy, sweaty, shouty — and still showing up.
The Hot Mess Rescue™ Kit is here to remind you that you’re not losing it — you’re evolving, and doing it like a badass. This holistic self-care rescue box is handmade for women riding the wild wave of menopause (and perimenopause) with a little bit of rage, a lot of sass, and zero shame.
Whether you're in meltdown mode or just need five minutes to yourself, this kit has your back — with calm in one hand and crystals in the other.
This kit isn’t just self-care — it’s survival.
Packed with heart, humour, and holistic love — from one menopausal goddess to another.